If you push your ass up against me while we’re cuddling I promise u won’t be getting sleep anytime soon
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If I push my ass up against you while we’re cuddling I promise I don’t want sleep anytime soon
I sleep alone so if someone pushes their ass up against me there’s gonna be some problems
signs as bad porn titles from pornhub
- Aries: Old Ass Women That's About To Die Gets Fucked?
- Taurus: Adolf Hitler painting destroyed by my big black cock
- Gemini: Baby thrown off balcony
- Cancer: It's Okay Mom I'm Here
- Leo: I DON'T KNOW WTF IS GOING ON... BUT THE FROG FUCKS GOOD
- Virgo: Please Santa Drill My Ass
- Libra: MEME ORGY GETS NASTY
- Scorpio: Emo couple want to fuck more than they want to die
- Sagittarius: Willy Wonka And The Fudge Packing Factory
- Capricorn: Mom's spaghetti
- Aquarius: Shrek
- Pisces: SONIC HAVING ORGASMS
for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is
my girlfriend and I went out for dinner the other night and this hot ass woman sets us down at our table. We stood there for a couple minutes waiting for her to take a few table sets away before we sat down.
gf: thst waitress was so hot
me: *stares*
gf: she had a chest tattoo
me: well yeah, i didn’t wanna say anything but ya she was really hot, I was looking at her ass before we sat down
gf: I was staring at her tits
me: so you had her front, and i had her back
We high fived
(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)

